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The Playground Guru
Balancing between being cool and setting boundaries in a chaotic playground.
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Kids at the playground have no filter. One asked me, "Why do you have lines on your face?" I chuckled and said, "Those are laughter lines!" Then he squinted and replied, "You must laugh a LOT!
The Misunderstood Babysitter
Trying to manage mischievous kids while maintaining authority.
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Babysitting should come with a manual. Today, the youngest one looked at me and said, "I want to be an astronaut." I replied, "You can do anything!" Next thing I know, he's on top of the fridge with a makeshift jetpack made of cereal boxes. I'm like, "Houston, we have a problem!
The Parental Translator
Deciphering the cryptic language and whims of kids for parents.
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Kids' requests are wild. A child asked for a "magical unicorn" for their birthday. Parents panicked, searching online for enchanted creatures. I suggested a plush toy. The kid rolled their eyes and said, "Do you even know how to summon unicorns?!" I'm still baffled!
The Bedtime Negotiator
Trying to enforce bedtime rules in a battle of wills.
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I tried to enforce lights out. A kid claimed, "I can't sleep; I'm afraid of the dark." So, I got a nightlight. Now, it's a party ambiance in there. I half expect them to request a disco ball next!
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