5 Kids And Teachers Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 19 2025

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The Mischievous Kid

Finding new and creative ways to annoy the teacher.
Teachers always said, "There are no stupid questions." So, naturally, I asked, "Can I borrow a pen to draw a line in the sand of your 'no stupid questions' policy?

The Strict Teacher

Trying to maintain control in a chaotic classroom.
You know you're in a strict teacher's class when the highlight of your day is when they accidentally draw a smiley face on the chalkboard while yelling at you.

The Clueless Substitute Teacher

Navigating the chaos of a classroom without knowing anyone's name.
You can always tell when a substitute teacher is out of their depth. They start speaking in riddles, like, "If Johnny has five apples and gives two to Susan, how many regrets will I have by the end of this class?

The Overworked Teacher

Balancing the demands of teaching and personal life.
Being an overworked teacher is like having a second job. I asked my teacher friend how she does it, and she said, "It's easy, I just put the 'sigh' in science.

The Nerdy Teacher

Trying to make the subject matter exciting for disinterested students.
You know your teacher is a nerd when they start using math problems as examples of real-life situations. Sorry, but I've never needed to calculate the velocity of a train leaving a station at 60 miles per hour.

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