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How do kids stay calm during spring break? They take a 'paws' and enjoy the moment!
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Why did the kid bring a ladder to spring break? Because he heard it was a high point in the year!
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Why did the spring break computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes and needed a bit of relaxation!
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Why did the sun go to school during spring break? To get a little brighter!
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Why did the kid bring a map to spring break? In case they wanted to take a little 'detour' from their usual routine!
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Why did the kid bring a shovel to spring break? To dig the fantastic memories they were going to make!
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How does a kid enjoy spring break like a banana? They both take a peel and slip away for some fun!
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I tried to plan a relaxing spring break with the kids, but it turns out the only thing breaking is my sanity. Who knew a beach vacation could feel like a survival reality show?
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Spring break with kids is the only time when you hear phrases like 'Are we there yet?' and 'I'm bored!' in stereo. It's like being stuck in a broken record, but with added whining.
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Spring break with kids is like a vacation in reverse – instead of coming back relaxed, you return with more gray hair than you left with!
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I thought spring break with kids would be all sunshine and rainbows. Turns out, it's more like hurricane season – unpredictable, a little bit scary, and you're never quite sure if the house will still be standing at the end.
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Kids during spring break are like tiny tornados, leaving a trail of chaos wherever they go. It's less 'break' and more 'break everything!'
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Spring break is the time when parents transform from vacation planners to amateur referees. 'No hitting with the sand shovel!' has become my catchphrase, right up there with 'Because I said so!'
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Kids on spring break have an innate ability to turn any vacation into an episode of 'Survivor: Parent Edition.' I'm just waiting for Jeff Probst to show up and hand out immunity idols for the best tantrum.
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Kids and spring break are like peanut butter and jelly – a classic combination that's sticky, messy, and has you wondering why you ever thought it was a good idea in the first place!
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Spring break used to be about wild parties and beach bonfires. Now, it's about chasing after a toddler who's decided that sand is the latest delicacy. Forget the beach bod; I'm working on my 'catch the baby before he eats the seashells' bod.
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