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I've realized that duct tape is a parent's secret weapon. You got a leaky pipe? Duct tape. Kid won't stop talking? Duct tape (just kidding, Child Protective Services, I'm totally kidding). But seriously, it's like the Swiss Army knife of parenting. I'm just waiting for the day my kid says, "Dad, I got a bad grade," and I instinctively reach for the duct tape.
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You ever notice how kids have this weird fascination with duct tape? I mean, seriously, it's like they believe it's some magical solution to all of life's problems. My kid asked me the other day, "Dad, can we fix the broken TV with duct tape?" I'm like, "Kid, that's not how you turn a flat screen into a flat-screen, okay?!
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I caught my daughter using duct tape to hem her jeans the other day. I'm thinking, "Is this the latest trend, or are we just too cheap to buy new clothes?" She struts into the kitchen like she's on a runway, and I can't help but applaud her resourcefulness. But, I had to break it to her gently, "Sweetheart, you look more like a walking art project than a fashionista.
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Kids these days are like tiny MacGyvers with duct tape. I walk into the living room, and there's my son, attempting to create some sort of superhero costume using duct tape and old bed sheets. I'm like, "Buddy, you look less like a superhero and more like a rejected extra from a sci-fi B-movie.
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