8 Kids 6 Jokes

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Updated on: Dec 26 2024

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I asked my kids to put the cat out. They told me it was on fire. It was then I realized they meant our robotic vacuum.
I told my son he should embrace his mistakes. He gave me a hug.
I asked my daughter if she wanted a cat for her birthday. She said no, she already had enough problems.
I told my kids they could be anything they wanted to be. Apparently, they chose to be hungry.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in nap time? A rebel without a cause.
I told my kids they could only have 30 minutes of TV. They were watching it for an hour and a half.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
I asked my son to put the cat out. Now I can't get back in.

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