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Updated on: Sep 08 2024

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The Super Health-Conscious Aunt

Trying to convert everyone to a kale-only diet.
My aunt claims that kale chips are a perfect substitute for regular chips. I tried them, and now I know what disappointment tastes like with a hint of chlorophyll.

The Competitive Sibling

Turning every family gathering into a competition.
My sibling is so competitive; we turned Monopoly into a full-contact sport. I'm just here trying to pass Go without getting a black eye.

The Forgetful Parent

Constantly forgetting their kids' names.
My parents are so forgetful; they once left me at the grocery store. I guess I should be thankful they remembered to pick up the milk.

The Tech-Savvy Grandparent

Struggling to understand the latest gadgets.
My grandparents asked me to explain the cloud to them. I said, "It's where all your pictures and memories go." They replied, "Back in our day, we just called that 'the attic.'

The Overly Enthusiastic Teacher

Trying to make every subject exciting, even math.
My teacher is convinced that algebra is the key to happiness. I told her, "If that's true, then solving for 'x' better lead me to a treasure chest of joy.

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