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We all know that one person who hoards ketchup packets. You go to their place, and they've got a drawer full of them, as if they're preparing for the ketchup apocalypse. I'm starting to think they believe ketchup packets will become the new currency after the economic collapse. And it's
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You ever notice how opening a ketchup packet is like participating in the Olympics? It's a full-contact sport, my friends. You've got to be precise, delicate, and have the reflexes of a ninja. I'm there, squeezing, smacking, doing the ketchup dance, and the packet is just staring back at me,
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You know, the other day I found myself in a serious life dilemma, folks. I was at a fast-food joint, and they handed me a single ketchup packet. Now, I don't know about you, but one ketchup packet for a meal is like giving me a thimble of water in
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You ever get so desperate for ketchup that you contemplate a ketchup packet heist? I mean, it's right there on the counter, practically begging to be liberated. But then you start having these moral dilemmas, like, "Am I really about to steal condiments? What has my life come to?" I
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