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The Energetic Fitness Freak
Confusing jump leads with workout equipment.
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I was at the auto shop, and the mechanic asked if I needed jump leads. I flexed my muscles and said, "Nah, bro, I've got my own workout routine." Now I have a lifetime supply of protein bars and a confused mechanic.
The Tech-Savvy Teenager
Confused by the concept of jump leads in a world where everything is wireless.
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My car asked me, "Do you have jump leads?" I was like, "What do I look like, a time traveler from the '90s?" My car and I need a serious technology upgrade. Maybe I should install a USB port next to the steering wheel.
The Paranoid Driver
Constantly worried that someone will sabotage their car using jump leads.
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I'm so paranoid that I've started sleeping in my car to protect it. I've got a sign that says, "Beware: Jump leads are armed and dangerous." My car is my fortress, and I'm the knight guarding it from the electric dragons.
The Confused Stand-Up Comedian
Trying to make jokes about jump leads without understanding how they work.
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I'm not saying I'm bad with jump leads, but every time I try, people gather around, thinking it's a street performance. I should carry a sign that says, "Stand-up comedian attempting car CPR. Please clap if it starts.
The Forgetful Mechanic
Dealing with jump leads but always forgetting which is positive and which is negative.
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I asked my friend for help with the jump leads, and he said, "Red is positive, black is negative." I nodded, but in my mind, I'm thinking, "Great, my car battery speaks in colors. Why didn't they just use emojis, like a + and -? My car thinks it's Picasso.
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