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At weddings, the dance floor is like a social experiment. You've got the enthusiastic dancers, the awkward swayers, and the ones who look like they're practicing for a step aerobics class. It's a joyous celebration of different levels of coordination.
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Have you ever been to a surprise party where the person being surprised looks more shocked by the fact that you remembered their birthday? "Oh, you guys knew? I thought I was just getting old and forgetful!
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The joyous occasions that involve group photos are like herding cats. Someone's always missing, someone's blinking, and there's that one person who insists on throwing up peace signs like it's still 2005. Can we get a group photo without jazz hands, please?
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You know you're at a joyous event when people start doing the "mandatory fun dance." You might not know the moves, but everyone's watching, so you join in, hoping you look more celebratory than confused. Spoiler alert: you don't.
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Joyous occasions always come with those well-intentioned but utterly unhelpful pieces of advice. "Enjoy every moment," they say. Well, excuse me, Karen, I'm trying to enjoy this moment while untangling a bunch of helium balloons from my hair.
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Joyous occasions bring out the expert gift wrappers in the family. You receive a beautifully wrapped present, and you're like, "Wow, did you hire a professional?" Meanwhile, your gift to them looks like it survived a tornado and a half. Gift wrapping is an art, and I'm still in the finger-painting phase.
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You ever notice how joyous occasions have this magical power to turn your relatives into professional photographers? I mean, at a family gathering, suddenly everyone's an expert, shouting out directions like, "Smile more! Tilt your head! Hold that baby like it's made of glass!
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Have you ever noticed that joyous occasions and seating arrangements are like a game of chess? You strategically choose your spot, hoping to avoid the overly enthusiastic aunt or the uncle who insists on telling the same dad jokes every year. Checkmate, Uncle Larry.
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Ever notice how joyous occasions are the only times when it's socially acceptable to eat cake with your hands? Normally, it's a utensils-only affair, but bring out a birthday cake, and suddenly it's a free-for-all. Forks, who needs 'em?
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