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What did the jolly tomato say to the salad? 'Lettuce ketchup and have a salsa good time!
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Why did the jolly mathematician bring a ladder to the bar? To help him reach higher spirits!
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What's a jolly pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's 'R,' but it's the 'C' they love.
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Why did the jolly ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a boo-last!
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Why did the jolly rancher go to therapy? It needed to sort out its emotional candy-ssues.
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What did the jolly astronaut say after he landed on the moon? 'I need space for my jolly boots!
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Why are Christmas trees so jolly? They light up the room and bring joy, fir real!
Jolly Weather App
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I downloaded a jolly weather app. Instead of saying, It's going to rain, it goes, A shower of joy is on its way! Now, I'm checking the forecast hoping for a sprinkle of happiness rather than a downpour.
Jolly Traffic
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Stuck in jolly traffic today. I saw a guy in the car next to me laughing uncontrollably. Either he's watching a comedy special or he's found the secret to surviving rush hour: turning your car into a laughter yoga studio.
Jolly Elevator Music
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Have you ever been in an elevator with jolly elevator music? It's like you're on your way to a business meeting, but the soundtrack is insisting that you should be doing the cha-cha instead of discussing quarterly reports.
Jolly Jenga
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You ever try playing Jenga with a bunch of overly jolly people? It's like trying to maintain inner peace while building a tower of emotional instability. Every time someone pulls out a block, they're like, Oh, excuse me, did I ruin your jolly equilibrium?
Jolly Phone Operators
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Called customer service and got a jolly phone operator. I explained my problem, and they responded with, Oh, what an exciting issue! I didn't know my Wi-Fi being down was a cause for celebration. I just want my internet back, not a party.
Jolly Dieting
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I tried a jolly diet. Instead of counting calories, you count laughs. It turns out, laughter may be the best medicine, but it's a terrible substitute for breakfast. I've never been so jolly and so hungry at the same time.
Jolly Monday Meetings
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I attended a jolly Monday morning meeting at work. Everyone was so jolly that when the boss said, We have a tight deadline, someone shouted, Tight deadlines make us jolly! Now, I'm just trying to figure out how to turn my overdue assignments into a jolly good time.
Jolly Waiters
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Ever been to a restaurant where the waiters are just too jolly? I asked one for a recommendation, and he said, Everything is jolly good here! I thought I was in a restaurant, not a theme park. I just want a burger, not a rollercoaster of culinary emotions.
Jolly Dentist Visits
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Visited a jolly dentist. Instead of saying, You have a cavity, they said, Congratulations, you've won a free drilling session! Turns out, there's nothing like a jolly dentist to make you reconsider your life choices.
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