7 Jokes For Jewel

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Updated on: Apr 09 2025

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I asked my diamond if it wanted to dance. It said, 'I already know how to twinkle!
What do you call a gem that's always late? A procrastinatire!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a jeweler – making gems is my jam!
What did the jewel say during the heist? 'I'm not here to cause treble; I just want to be facet-nating!
Why did the ruby bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to be a little bolder!
Why did the diamond go to school? It wanted to be brilliant!
What's a jewel's favorite type of music? Gem rock!

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