5 Jokes For Jerusalem

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 19 2024

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Archaeologist in Jerusalem

Digging Through History
Tried to impress a date with my archaeological prowess. She said, "Show me something from the time of King David." I handed her a slingshot. She wasn't impressed.

Taxi Driver in Jerusalem

Navigating the Unnavigable
Picked up a group of tourists. One of them asked if we could stop by the Western Wall. I said, "Sure, but the fare might be a little holy.

Pigeon in Jerusalem

Surviving the Snack Wars
Saw a guy throwing bread crumbs near the Dome of the Rock. I thought, "Dude, you're either really brave or just have no idea about religious tensions.

Street Vendor in Jerusalem

Competition in the Marketplace
People ask, "What's the secret to your shawarma?" I tell them it's a closely guarded family recipe. Translation: I bought it from the guy across the street.

Tourist in Jerusalem

Navigating the Holy Land
Went to the Wailing Wall, and it turns out it's not just a clever name. I saw a guy arguing with the wall, and I thought, "Finally, someone who understands my relationship with Siri.

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