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The Watchtower Conundrum
Figuring out what to do with all those Watchtower pamphlets
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I tried telling a Jehovah's Witness that I was on a low-information diet. They insisted I take a Watchtower. I guess my diet just got a religious supplement.
The Stealth Mode Challenge
Attempting to avoid eye contact with Jehovah's Witnesses in public
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Jehovah's Witnesses approached me in a crowded mall, and I panicked. I told them I was on my way to a speed-walking competition. Now, I have a gold medal in spiritual evasion.
The Confused Canine
Explaining to your dog why the nice people at the door aren't welcome
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Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door, and my dog started wagging his tail like crazy. I guess he's a fan of the "Good News" too. I had to explain that we already have a spiritual leader, and his name is Fetch.
The Unwanted Door Knock
Dealing with unexpected visits from Jehovah's Witnesses
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Jehovah's Witnesses are so persistent. I told one of them I was trying to find myself, and they said, "Well, have you checked behind your door lately?
The Holy Hide-and-Seek
Strategizing hiding spots when Jehovah's Witnesses come around
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I installed a "No Soliciting" sign on my door, thinking it would deter Jehovah's Witnesses. Instead, one of them knocked and said, "Oh, we're not soliciting. We're saving." Guess my sign needs a spiritual upgrade.
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