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You ever notice how Jeff Bridges always looks like he just stumbled out of a mystical forest and into the nearest movie set? I mean, I go to the woods and end up with mosquito bites, not a film contract.
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You ever notice how Jeff Bridges' smile can make even the grumpiest cat rethink its life choices? I showed a picture of him smiling to my cat, and now it expects gourmet catnip and spa days.
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Jeff Bridges could read the dictionary, and I'd buy the audiobook. I mean, who needs a story when you can have the alphabet whispered to you by the Dude?
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Jeff Bridges has this magical ability to make every sweater he wears look like it's been passed down through generations of wizards. "This knit, my friends, has seen things.
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Jeff Bridges has this laid-back vibe that makes you feel like you could invite him over for a barbecue, and he'd bring the burgers, the buns, and the philosophical insights on life. "Man, the grill is hot, but have you ever thought about the universe?
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I saw Jeff Bridges at a coffee shop, and he ordered a latte with such zen-like calmness. I expected him to ask the barista, "Can you make it as smooth as my last monologue?
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Jeff Bridges' beard is a national treasure. It's so epic; I bet it has its own agent negotiating shampoo endorsements. "Bridges' Beard – because every strand deserves its own spotlight.
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Jeff Bridges' voice is so soothing; it's like he's narrating your life even when you're just ordering a sandwich. "And here he is, bravely choosing turkey over ham, embarking on a culinary adventure.
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I heard Jeff Bridges once got lost in his own voice. He was walking around going, "Man, where did I put that sentence?" It's so deep; even he needs a map sometimes.
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