5 Jazz Musicians Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 20 2025

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The Mysterious Bassist

Trying to stay in the spotlight without stepping forward
What's a bassist's excuse for being inaudible during a gig? "I'm just creating a vibe that's so low-key, it's sub-sonic!

The Unpredictable Trumpet Player

Struggling to control volume and unpredictability
What did the trumpeter say when asked to play predictably? "But then it wouldn't be jazz; it'd just be 'trump'-etition!

The Eccentric Saxophonist

Struggling to blend in with the band
What did the saxophonist say when asked to tone it down? "But without my wild solos, it's just 'sax' and no 'appeal'!

The Perfectionist Pianist

Struggling to find the right note
What did the pianist say when asked about his errors during the gig? "I'm just adding a little dissonance to keep things interesting!

The Over-Enthusiastic Drummer

Battling with excessive enthusiasm
What happened when the drummer tried to play softly? He realized he had "snare"ly any control over his enthusiasm!

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