4 Jokes For Jack O' Lantern

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Updated on: Jul 20 2024

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You know, I was talking to a jack o' lantern the other day. Yeah, you heard me right—a pumpkin with a face carved into it. I couldn't resist, I had to ask, "What's it like being a jack o' lantern?" And you won't believe the secrets that thing spilled!
It
I've been feeling a bit down lately, so I decided to seek therapy. But instead of talking to a human therapist, I went to a wise old jack o' lantern. Surprisingly, it was quite therapeutic.
The jack o' lantern told me, "Life can be tough, but you've got to keep
I've been trying to get in shape lately, and I thought, why not take fitness advice from the jack o' lantern? I mean, have you ever seen a flabby jack o' lantern? Exactly! They're all about that lean, mean, carved-out-of-pumpkin look.
So, I asked one for its workout routine. You
You ever notice how jack o' lanterns have that permanent grin on their faces? It's like they're mocking us with their eternal happiness. I started thinking, what if jack o' lanterns are the ultimate dating experts?
I mean, think about it. They've got this flawless smile, no matter what. If

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