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My friend tried to introduce me to a new workout routine. He called it "Jabba-cise." It involves sitting on the couch and reaching for the remote control repeatedly. I think I've finally found the exercise routine that fits my lifestyle.
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Has anyone else noticed that the older you get, the more you appreciate a good nap? I call it practicing the ancient art of Jabba meditation. Just find a comfy spot, close your eyes, and embrace the Jabba within.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a sale at the grocery store. I saw a sign that said, "50% off on Jabba." I thought it was a new energy drink or something, but turns out it was just coffee. I've been caffeine-powered ever since.
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So, I went to a potluck the other day, and there it was - a dish labeled "Jabba Surprise." I tried it, and the surprise was that I still have no idea what Jabba actually is. Is it a spice, an alien species, or just Aunt Carol getting creative in the kitchen?
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you tried adding a little Jabba to your life? I have a jar of Jabba jokes on my desk, and every time work gets stressful, I pull one out. It's like a mini vacation for my sanity.
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You ever notice how every family has that one mysterious aunt who always brings a covered dish to family gatherings? I asked her what's in it, and she just whispers, "It's my special 'Jabba.' Don't ask questions, just eat.
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Speaking of weird food trends, have you guys heard of the Jabba diet? Apparently, it involves eating only foods that have the same color as Jabba the Hutt. I'm not sure how healthy it is, but my grocery list is looking a lot more vibrant these days.
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I was at a party, and they had a karaoke machine. Someone suggested I sing the Jabba the Hutt song from Star Wars. Little did they know, my rendition involved a lot of mumbling and speaking in a deep, gravelly voice. Nailed it.
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I recently discovered that my dog has a favorite toy. It's this plush thing that looks like Jabba the Hutt. Now, I don't know if he's a Star Wars fan or if he just likes the challenge of wrestling with a Hutt-sized stuffed animal.
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