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Why did the insensitive cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
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I tried to tell an insensitive joke about elevators, but it had too many ups and downs.
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I tried to tell an insensitive joke to my cat, but it just gave me a 'paws' for thought.
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Why did the insensitive computer break up with its keyboard? It just couldn't handle the space anymore.
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Why did the insensitive vegetable break up with the salad? It couldn't romaine calm and carrot on.
Insensitive Times
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You ever notice how we're living in such sensitive times? I mean, you can't even say bless you after someone sneezes without getting side-eyed like you just committed a crime. I sneezed, you're not allergic to manners, people!
Insensitive Weather Forecasts
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Have you seen these weather forecasts lately? They're so insensitive! They're like, There's a 50% chance of rain, leaving you wondering if you should take an umbrella or risk looking like a drowned rat. I need more commitment from weather predictions, like, Get your raincoat ready because I'm 100% sure you're gonna need it!
Insensitive Smartphones
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Smartphones are getting too sensitive these days. You accidentally press the wrong button, and they're like, Are you sure you want to delete that? It might have sentimental value. Yeah, sure, my accidental screenshot of the floor is really tugging at my heartstrings.
Insensitive GPS
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Have you noticed how insensitive GPS navigation can be? It's like, In 500 feet, turn left. And if you miss that turn, it's like, Recalculating... and maybe pay attention next time, huh? I'm not your babysitter!
Insensitive Tech Support
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I called tech support the other day, and the guy on the other end was as sensitive as a cactus. I asked him for help, and he said, Did you try turning it off and on again? I said, Yeah, I did, and he goes, Well, did you try caring about your computer's feelings? I'm sorry, last time I checked, my laptop doesn't have emotions, unless it's silently judging my browser history.
Insensitive Shopping Carts
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Supermarket shopping carts have no chill. You load it up with groceries, and as soon as you're not paying attention, it goes, Hey, watch out, I'm veering to the left! Oh great, now my shopping cart is mansplaining navigation.
Insensitive Scale
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I stepped on the scale this morning, and let me tell you, that thing is the most insensitive device in my house. It's like, Wow, did you gain weight? Yes, scale, I did, because apparently, you have a sensor for Christmas cookies and Netflix marathons!
Insensitive Restaurant Menus
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I was at a restaurant, and the menu was so insensitive. They had this dish listed as lightly seasoned, but when it arrived, it was spicier than my last relationship! Lightly seasoned? More like, surprise, your taste buds are on fire!
Insensitive Alarm Clocks
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Alarm clocks are the epitome of insensitivity. They don't care if you had a late night or a rough day; they'll blare at the crack of dawn like it's a personal vendetta. Time to wake up! they say. Oh yeah? Time for you to mind your own business, clock!
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