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Joke Types
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I started a band for people with the same initials. Our first hit single? 'A B and See You Later'!
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What do you call a detective who only solves crimes involving initials? An alpha-bet detective!
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I started a business for people with the same initials. It's called 'ID-Entical'!
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I joined a gym for people with the same initials. It's called 'Initial Fitness' – where every workout begins with a capital gain!
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Why did the initials break up? Because they just couldn't find the right capital connection!
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Why did the initials go on a diet? They wanted to be in better shape for their merger!
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Why did the alphabet go to therapy? It had too many issues with its initial relationships!
Medical Mishaps
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I had to visit the doctor, and her initials were MD. I felt like I was on a game show trying to solve a puzzle. I'll take 'Mysterious Ailments' for 500, Doc! She handed me a prescription, and I had to Google half the words. I'm pretty sure one of the side effects is speaking fluent Klingon.
Tech Troubles
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My phone's been acting up lately. Every time I try to type my initials, it autocorrects to 'LOL.' Now my professional emails start with Dear Sir or LOL. I've given up on correcting it. Maybe the business world needs a bit more laughter, right?
Airport Adventures
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Airports are a breeding ground for chaos. I was waiting for my flight, and there was this guy with the initials TSA on his bag. People were giving him a wide berth like he was the airport police. I thought about getting a bag that said CASH and see if people would give me free snacks or something. Turns out, it doesn't work. They just think you're a walking ATM.
The Dating Dilemma
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You ever notice how dating is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube? I met this person, and their initials were all scrambled up in my phone contacts. I thought I was texting a Brad, but turns out it was a Brenda. It's like playing Russian roulette with emojis!
Shopping Spree
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I went shopping for clothes, and the store had a sale on monogrammed items. I thought, Perfect! I'll get something with my initials. Turns out, they only had XXL sizes. Now I'm the proud owner of a sweatshirt that could double as a tent. Thanks, fashion industry, for helping me embrace my inner marshmallow.
Family Feud
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Family gatherings are the best, aren't they? I have this uncle whose initials are GPS. He thinks he's the family navigator. At Thanksgiving, he took control of the kitchen and started giving directions to the mashed potatoes. Turn left, butter on the right! I'm just waiting for the day he gets us lost on the way to Grandma's house.
Texting Terrors
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You know you're in trouble when your grandma learns to text. Mine just discovered emojis, and now every message ends with a series of random smiley faces and thumbs up. I'm convinced she thinks LOL means lots of love. I got a condolence text the other day that said, Sorry about your goldfish. LOL, Grandma. Rest in peace, Mr. Bubbles.
Social Media Saga
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My friend's initials are DM, and he hates social media. I told him, You're literally walking around with Direct Messages as your initials. Social media was meant for you! He finally joined Twitter and discovered the joy of DMs. Now he's sending tweets like, Just had cereal for breakfast. DM for details. Riveting content, truly.
Uber Upside-Down
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I called an Uber, and the driver's initials were UPS. I asked if he delivers packages on the side. He said, No, but I can drop you off at the post office if you want. I declined the offer; I'm not ready to be shipped just yet.
Job Interview Jitters
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I recently went for a job interview, and the interviewer's initials were the same as mine. Talk about confusing! We were both trying to impress each other, but it felt like a battle of the initials. I was so nervous; I accidentally told him I was proficient in Excel when I meant emojis. Now I'm the proud employee of XYZ Emoticons Incorporated.
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