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My wife asked why I only bought an 8-inch TV. I said, 'I wanted to watch what I eat.
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Why did the inchworm break up with the centipede? It couldn't handle all the feet.
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Why did the inch refuse to fight? It didn't want to get involved in any small disputes.
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Ten inches long? That's the length of the grocery receipt when all I bought was a pack of gum and some milk! It's like a tree sacrifice for nothing!
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Ten inches long? That's the length of my dog's daily 'I'm bored' sigh! I've got a furry philosopher contemplating life's mysteries!
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Ten inches long? That's the length of my to-do list on Monday mornings! It's a scroll of despair longer than an ancient manuscript!
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Ten inches long? That's how tall my nephew thinks he is when he wears his dad's shoes! He's a walking, tripping skyscraper!
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Ten inches long? My patience for slow internet is about two inches long. By the time that page loads, I've aged a year!
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Ten inches long? That's like a horror movie for a hairstylist! 'The Tale of the Unending Split Ends!'
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Ten inches long? That's the kind of space I wish I had on a flight! Instead, I'm crammed in between someone with elbows wider than my seat!
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The only thing that should be ten inches long is a sandwich, not a line at the DMV! I've seen shorter movies than that queue!
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Ten inches long? That's the height difference between me and my grandma when she wears her Sunday hat! She's ready for the royal wedding, and I'm ready for limbo!
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