5 Jokes For In Texas

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Updated on: Mar 11 2025

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What did the Texan say to the tornado? 'I'm not in Kansas anymore!

What's a Texan's favorite type of music? Country and western, but mostly just country.

Why did the cowboy take his dog to the computer store in Texas? He wanted to get a new mouse for his lasso!

Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to Texas? He heard the drinks were on the house!

Why don't Texans ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone says 'Howdy!' when they find you!

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