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Why did the immortal fruit join a band? It wanted to be a 'jam' forever!
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Why did the immortal zombie become a gardener? He wanted to 're-plant' himself every day!
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Why did the immortal man start a band? Because he wanted to live forever in the music charts!
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I met an immortal mathematician. He said he has too much pi to calculate his age!
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Why did the immortal vampire enroll in cooking class? He wanted to learn how to make the perfect 'blood' pudding!
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Why did the immortal detective always solve the case? Because he could never be stumped!
Life, Death, and the Immortal WiFi
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I heard scientists are working on making humans immortal. I'm thinking, great, now we'll have to deal with eternal tech support calls. Hello, is this the Immortal Helpline? My WiFi has been dead for centuries!
When Immortality Meets Reality TV
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I was watching a show about immortality the other day. The only downside they mentioned was that you'd have to keep up with all the seasons of your favorite TV series. Imagine being immortal and still trying to avoid Game of Thrones spoilers!
Immortality and the Forever Stuck Zipper
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You'd think being immortal means always looking flawless, but let me tell you, getting stuck in a zipper for a century is not a good look. I've been rocking the stuck in a time warp style, very avant-garde.
Immortality: The Ultimate Never-Ending Buffet
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They say immortality is the key to experiencing everything life has to offer. Well, I've been stuck in a buffet line for the past 200 years, and let me tell you, I've tasted everything. Twice.
The Immortal Dentist Dilemma
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You know you're immortal when you've been putting off that dentist appointment for a millennium. I figure I'll go when they invent painless dentistry or when I finally run out of excuses. Whichever comes first.
Immortality and the Eternal Quest for the TV Remote
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So, I achieved immortality, but the real challenge is finding the TV remote. I've spent the last century searching for it. I figure if I ever locate it, I'll have seen every episode of every show at least three times.
The Immortal Struggle
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You know, I recently discovered the secret to immortality. Turns out it's not eating kale or doing hot yoga—it's just avoiding my in-laws! I figure if I can survive a weekend with them, I can live forever.
The Immortal Bedtime Story
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Being immortal has its perks, but trying to explain to my grandkids why I've been telling them the same bedtime story for the last 500 years is a real challenge. Once upon a time, back when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, Grandpa had this awesome adventure...
The Immortal Diet Plan
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People ask me about the secret to staying fit when you're immortal. Well, it's simple—I'm on the forever fasting diet. I skip meals, and time just skips along with me. Who needs a gym when you've got the space-time continuum as your personal trainer?
Immortality and the Never-Ending To-Do List
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I've got this immortal to-do list, and let me tell you, it's longer than my lifespan. Every time I cross something off, two more things magically appear. If I don't finish it soon, I'll spend eternity trying to remember what I was supposed to do next!
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