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Why did the scientist's imaginary girlfriend break up with him? She needed space—quantum space!
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Why did the imaginary girlfriend become a chef? She loved cooking up imaginary meals!
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Why did the computer date his imaginary girlfriend? Because she had the perfect byte!
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What did the imaginary girlfriend say when her boyfriend proposed? 'I'm already committed... to my imagination!
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Why did the guy bring a ladder to his imaginary girlfriend's house? He wanted to take the relationship to the next level!
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What do you call a romantic novel written by someone with an imaginary girlfriend? Fiction with friction!
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Why did the mathematician create an imaginary girlfriend? He wanted someone who could be real and irrational at the same time!
The Imaginary Girlfriend Chronicles
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You know, having an imaginary girlfriend is great. She's so understanding, she never argues, and she's always there for me... mainly because I invented her!
Dinner for Two, Please?
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I told my friends I was taking my girlfriend out for dinner. They asked where we were going. I said, Nowhere. She's imaginary. They replied, Ah, so you're saving on the bill! Ouch!
The One-Sided Argument
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I got into an argument with my imaginary girlfriend the other day. I said, You never listen! She replied, You created me, remember? Touche, imaginary woman, touche.
The Non-Existent Anniversary
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The best part about having an imaginary girlfriend? No anniversaries! But then again, no anniversary means no gifts, and I'm still not sure if that's a win or a loss.
Living the Dream
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Having an imaginary girlfriend is like living in a dream. The only difference? When you wake up, you're still single, but at least you've got a good story for your therapist!
The Perfect Date
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People say, Find a girl with similar interests. Well, my imaginary girlfriend loves every movie I've ever seen. Coincidence? I think not!
The Breakup Blues
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You know you're in deep when you have to break up with your imaginary girlfriend. It's tough, but it's harder when you're the one who created her in the first place. Talk about ghosting!
The Silent Treatment
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You know, they say communication is key in a relationship. With my imaginary girlfriend, it's so key, it's non-existent. And sometimes, that's the best kind of key.
Jealousy, Who?
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People ask if I get jealous easily. I tell them, Nope! My girlfriend's so imaginary, she's not even on my mind!
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