10 Jokes For If It Ain't

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Updated on: Aug 31 2024

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If it ain't broke, it's because it's plotting an elaborate prank to catch you off guard!
If it ain't broke, it's likely negotiating a contract for its next grand malfunctioning act!
If it ain't broke, it's probably just waiting for you to declare it 'unfixable' before miraculously fixing itself!
If it ain't broke, it's because it's too scared of the duct tape you're holding!
If it ain't broke, it's because it saw the bill for repairs and decided to behave itself!
If it ain't broke, it's because it's too busy being the 'model' of proper functioning—while you're watching!
If it ain't broke, it's probably taking a nap before causing chaos in your perfectly peaceful day!
If it ain't broke, it's only because it's practicing its malfunctioning skills incognito!
If it ain't broke, it's only because it's on a coffee break before deciding to wreak havoc!
If it ain't broke, it's because it's taking a day off to let you forget about it before making a grand entrance!

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