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The Cocktail Shaker
The struggle of the cocktail shaker dealing with ice cubes in its mixing business
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I overheard my cocktail shaker complaining about ice cubes. It said, "I signed up for mixing drinks, not dealing with these frozen breakdancers. It's like they're auditioning for 'So You Think You Can Freeze.'
The Glass
The glass's annoyance with the ice cube's tendency to make a splash
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Ice cubes need a lesson in water entry etiquette. You drop them in, and suddenly it's a water park in your glass. I'm just trying to hydrate, not participate in the Ice Cube Splash Zone.
The Refrigerator
The ice cube's struggle with its limited social life
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I asked an ice cube how its day was going, and it said, "I'm just trying not to have a meltdown." I can relate. We all have those days when we're just one degree away from losing it.
The Warm Beverage Mug
The warm mug's perspective on the ice cube's attempts to cool things down
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Warm mug problems: When an ice cube decides to take a dip, and suddenly you've got lukewarm confusion. It's like the mug is saying, "I was perfectly fine being a hot tub, thank you very much.
The Freezer
The freezer's perspective on the ice cube's desperation to escape
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The freezer must feel like a prison warden. Every time you open the door, it's on high alert, making sure none of the ice cubes make a run for it. I can hear the freezer saying, "I've got 99 problems, and ice cubes are all of them.
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