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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired and needed help staying upright!
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Why did the chef need help in the kitchen? He lost his taste – it was a seasoning of unfortunate events!
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Why did the tomato need help crossing the road? It was trying to ketchup with the salad on the other side!
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Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems and needed help solving its issues!
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Why did the computer go to therapy? It needed help dealing with its motherboard issues!
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Why did the scarecrow need help? It was outstanding in its field, but it had a problem with commitment!
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Why did the bicycle need help crossing the street? It lost its balance and needed a little push in the right direction!
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Why did the tomato turn to the mushroom for advice? It needed help ketchup-ing with life!
Possessed by the Procrastination Demon
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Received a note that said, I need help. Turns out, my ghostwriter is possessed by the procrastination demon. I told him, You can't blame a ghost for haunting his deadlines – it's a possession we all share.
Spooked by Writer's Block
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Got a note that simply said, I need help. Turns out, my ghostwriter is spooked by writer's block. I told him, Buddy, it's not writer's block, it's just your creativity floating in the afterlife – takes a little longer to materialize.
Ghostwriter's Block
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I received a note that said, I need help. I'm thinking my ghostwriter is having some serious ghostwriter's block. I mean, I get it, writing jokes for me must be a daunting task. It's like trying to come up with punchlines for a living emoji!
The Phantom of the Deadline
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Received a note that said, I need help. Apparently, my ghostwriter is experiencing the phantom of the deadline – a haunting fear of unfinished punchlines. I told him, Don't worry, even ghosts have boo-tiful moments of inspiration.
Ghostwriter's GPS: Ghastly Plot Suggestions
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So, I got this note, I need help, from my ghostwriter. Apparently, he's now working as a GPS – Ghastly Plot Suggestions. I mean, who wouldn't want directions from the afterlife? In 500 feet, take a slight left into the Twilight Zone.
S.O.S. - Spirits Offering Suggestions
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Got a note saying, I need help. Turns out, my ghostwriter is moonlighting as a spirit advisor. I mean, imagine ghosts giving writing suggestions. Maybe haunt them with more puns, and less boo-hoo jokes.
Hauntingly Good Material
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My ghostwriter sent me a note that said, I need help. I guess he's feeling the pressure to come up with hauntingly good material. You know, even ghosts get performance anxiety. Who knew?
Paranormal Punctuation Problems
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My ghostwriter sent me a note that said, I need help. Apparently, he's having paranormal punctuation problems. I said, Dude, just because you're a ghost doesn't mean you can't use commas – spirits need pauses too!
Ghost Whisperer in Distress
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You know, I got a note that simply said, I need help. So, I thought, maybe my ghostwriter has become a ghost whisperer in distress. I mean, if Casper is sending out distress signals, we're in a whole new level of paranormal problems.
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