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I've noticed that as a man, my ability to grill meat outdoors is directly proportional to my belief that I'm channeling some ancient, primal grilling instinct. It's caveman culinary artistry.
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You know you're a man when you're an expert at finding creative uses for duct tape. It's like the Swiss Army knife of quick fixes, turning everyday problems into 'voila' moments.
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One of the mysteries of being a man is that I can remember obscure sports stats from years ago, but when it comes to remembering where I left my keys a few minutes ago, suddenly my brain's on a coffee break.
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There's something strangely comforting about owning an extensive collection of cables and adapters as a man. I may not know what they're all for, but they're there, just in case.
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Being a man means having an eternal struggle between wanting to fix things myself and realizing halfway through that I should've called a professional. It's DIY vs. OMG-Why.
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Being a man means living life on the edge, where the bathroom scale becomes a mystical device that randomly fluctuates between being my friend and mortal enemy, depending on what I had for lunch.
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As a man, I've accepted that reading instructions is a last resort. I'd rather stare at something hopelessly, turn it around a few times, and then pretend I've figured it out by sheer instinct. Works about 40% of the time.
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Being a man comes with this uncanny ability to confidently use any tool as if I know exactly what I'm doing. I can hold a hammer like a pro while secretly hoping I won't accidentally nail my thumb instead of the nail.
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As a man, I've discovered the superpower of instantly feeling like an expert in a topic after watching a 10-minute YouTube video about it. I'm practically a guru in theoretical physics during my lunch break.
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