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You ever wake up from a dream and think, "Well, that was a weird crossover episode?" Last night, my dream featured characters from three different TV shows having dinner together. I can't wait for the ratings on that one!
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Last night, I dreamt I was a detective solving crimes with nothing but a rubber duck and a roll of duct tape. If that's not a blockbuster movie waiting to happen, I don't know what is.
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I had a dream where I was at a job interview, but instead of answering questions, I was just trying to find a pair of matching socks. Honestly, that's more stressful than any real interview I've ever been to. I think my subconscious is telling me to do laundry.
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You know, they say dreams are a reflection of our subconscious. Well, last night, my subconscious decided to put on a Broadway musical. I woke up with three different show tunes stuck in my head. Thanks, brain, but I wasn't auditioning for 'Dreamgirls'!
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I had a dream where I was giving a TED Talk on the importance of napping. Just as I was getting to the good part, my alarm went off, and I woke up. Irony at its finest, folks!
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You know you're getting old when your dreams switch from wild adventures to trying to remember where you left your glasses. Last night, I dreamt I was at a party, but all I could find were reading glasses and orthopedic shoes. Rock and roll, baby!
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You ever have those dreams where you're back in school taking a test you didn't study for? Yeah, my subconscious loves throwing pop quizzes at me. Joke's on you, brain—I haven't been in school for years, and I still don't know algebra!
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Dreams are funny. One moment you're in a tropical paradise sipping on a coconut, and the next, you're being chased by a giant squirrel through a library. My subconscious clearly has a flair for the dramatic—and the absurd.
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Ever have one of those dreams where you're falling, and you suddenly wake up with that jolt? Yeah, thanks to my dream, my bed's now equipped with its very own built-in alarm clock. Who needs technology when you have nighttime terror?
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