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Why did the carefree chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks and didn't give a cluck about the rest!
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Why did the apathetic chef become a baker? Because he just couldn't be bothered with a la carte!
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Why did the lazy person become an artist? Because drawing blanks was the only thing they were good at!
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Why did the uninterested cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse, but it didn't really care.
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Why did the carefree musician refuse to play at the funeral? He didn't want to be flat at a somber occasion!
I Don't Care Inventions
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Scientists are busy inventing the craziest things – self-driving cars, robots, you name it. But what we really need is an I Don't Care button. Press it, and all your worries disappear. It's like a universal remote for apathy.
I Don't Care Fortune Cookies
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I opened a fortune cookie the other day, and it said, I don't care. Well, thanks for that profound wisdom, oh great cookie of indifference. I guess the universe just doesn't give a fortune.
I Don't Care Diet
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I've come up with a revolutionary diet plan – it's called the I Don't Care Diet. You don't count calories; you count how many times you say, I don't care when someone suggests kale or quinoa. Spoiler alert: You'll be starving, but at least you won't care!
I Don't Care Therapy
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They say therapy is essential for mental health, but have you tried the I Don't Care Therapy? It's where you pay someone to listen to your problems, and they respond with, Eh, I don't care. It's cheaper, and you leave feeling oddly liberated.
I Don't Care Graduation Speech
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Imagine attending a graduation where the valedictorian steps up to the mic and says, I don't care about the future; I don't care about success. Thank you, and goodnight. That would be the most honest graduation speech ever.
I Don't Care Anonymous
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There should be a support group for people who overuse the phrase I don't care. We can call it IDCA – I Don't Care Anonymous. The first rule of IDCA: If someone shares something, your response has to be, Yeah, whatever, I don't care.
I Don't Care Yoga
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I tried a new yoga class the other day – I Don't Care Yoga. The instructor was like, Stretch your indifference muscle, and hold the 'I don't care' pose for as long as you can. I nailed it until they asked for payment; then, I cared a little.
I Don't Care: The Ultimate Mantra
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You ever meet those people who proudly declare, I don't care like it's a badge of honor? I mean, seriously, congratulations on mastering the art of emotional detachment. I tried that once, but then I realized caring is like my WiFi – it works best when I actually give it some attention.
I Don't Care in Relationships
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Relationship advice – if your partner says, I don't care when you ask where they want to eat, just know that decision is a trap. It's a stealth missile of indifference. You'll end up at a place neither of you cares about, wondering how you got there.
I Don't Care Olympics
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We should turn this into a sport – the I Don't Care Olympics. Imagine athletes competing to see who can care the least. Judges would be like, Wow, look at that guy, he just witnessed a car crash, and he's still on his phone scrolling through memes. Perfect 10!
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