12+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For i'd rather

I'd rather have a fridge full of leftovers than a mind empty of jokes. Both get better with time!

I'd rather be a comedian in the zoo than a zookeeper. Animal jokes are wild!

I'd rather tell a corny joke than feel corny—maize well have a laugh!

I'd rather have a bookshelf full of jokes than a shelf-help book. Laughter is the best medicine!

I'd rather be a laughter generator than an electricity generator—shockingly, humor lights up lives better!

I'd rather be a comedian in the dark than a philosopher in the light—laughs matter more than deep thoughts!

I'd rather be a comma than a full stop—life's more exciting with a pause than a halt!

I'd rather be a jester than a king—crowns don't make people laugh!

I'd rather be a dad joke enthusiast than a regular comedian. It's all about the groans and glory!

I'd rather be a stand-up comedian than a sit-down philosopher. It's all about the delivery!

I'd rather be a jokester than a hoaxster—honest laughs beat tricky pranks any day!

I'd rather be witty than pretty—laughter lasts longer than looks!

12 Jokes For I'd Rather