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The Conspiracy Theorist
Believing that hunting licenses are a government plot
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So, I got my hunting license, and I'm thinking, "This is just a way for the government to track us. The deer are probably in on it too. Next thing you know, they'll be filing taxes and applying for passports.
The Nature Photographer
Trying to justify the need for a hunting license as a nature photographer
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I got my hunting license, and I'm out there with my camera, trying to blend in with all these hunters. I'm in camouflage, wearing a hat with antlers, and they're giving me weird looks. I'm like, "Relax, I'm just here to shoot... pictures.
The Clueless City Slicker
Trying to understand the concept of a hunting license
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They handed me a hunting license, and I swear it had more rules than my last breakup. "No hunting after dark, no hunting near schools, no hunting while juggling flaming torches." I thought, "Are they hunting deer or preparing us for the next Cirque du Soleil audition?
The Animal Rights Activist
Balancing the ethical concerns of hunting with the necessity of a hunting license
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I asked the licensing guy if they have vegan hunting licenses. You know, one that lets me go into the forest, hug a tree, and maybe share a tofu snack with a deer. He just stared at me, probably contemplating the irony of a tofu snack in the wilderness.
The Overly Enthusiastic Outdoorsy Type
Being overly excited about hunting but still needing that license
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I asked the guy at the licensing office, "What's the most dangerous game?" He said, "Probably Monopoly with my family." But seriously, do I get bonus points if I hunt a deer while quoting Shakespeare? "To shoot or not to shoot, that is the question.
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