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Hunk is one of those words that sounds a lot more impressive than it really is. I mean, Hulk and Hunk are just one letter apart, but the expectations couldn't be more different. One smashes buildings, and the other struggles to open a jar of pickles.
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Being called a hunk is a lot of pressure. It's like being assigned a role in a romance movie you never auditioned for. I'm just over here trying not to trip over my own feet, and now I've got to live up to this hunk standard?
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When someone calls me a hunk, I automatically assume they need glasses or that they're just practicing their stand-up routine. "Tonight's special: the guy who thinks he's a hunk!
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You ever notice how "hunk" is the only compliment that sounds like it should come with its own theme music? Like, if someone calls you a hunk, you should automatically hear a saxophone playing in the background.
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I tried working out to become a hunk, but it turns out my body has more of a "before" picture vibe. I'm like the "potato in progress" at the gym.
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Being a hunk is like being a rare Pokémon. You hear rumors that someone spotted one, but it's probably just a mirage, and you're left wondering if you're more of a Jigglypuff than a Charizard.
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Can we have a more realistic scale for attractiveness? Like, instead of a hunk, I'd be happy being described as a "decent-looking dude with a great sense of humor." Let's set the bar at a level where I can at least reach it.
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I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not exactly a hunk. I'm more like a cuddly teddy bear – soft, approachable, and always up for a good nap. Move over, hunk; it's the era of the snuggle bear!
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You know you're not a real hunk when people don't wolf whistle at you. Instead, they're more likely to offer you a granola bar and ask if you've had enough water today.
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