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I'm not saying I'm lazy, but I've trained my microwave to cook popcorn without me getting up. Now that's efficiency for the hungry soul!
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me snack ads. It's always byte-sized cravings!
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I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook, but our dog begs for food at the neighbor's house. He's got a refined palate!
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I'm writing a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! Just like that last slice of pizza when you're still hungry.
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Like she just realized how hungry she was.
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I asked the cashier if they accepted food stamps. They said, 'No, we prefer cash.' Apparently, my sense of humor is only worth a chuckle.
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