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The Bathroom Hummer
Trying to Hum a Song While Using a Public Restroom
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I tried humming in a restroom once, and someone joined in with a harmonica. Turns out, I inadvertently started a toilet-side jam session. Who knew plumbing had such musical potential?
The Commute Hummer
Humming in Public Transportation, Surrounded by Strangers
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Humming during the commute is an art form. You're weaving your way through a symphony of coughs, sneezes, and inexplicable smells. It's like trying to perform Mozart in the middle of a chaotic orchestra with no conductor in sight.
The Elevator Hummer
Humming in a Confined Space Where Everyone Can Hear
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Humming in an elevator is a delicate art. Too loud, and you're the annoying neighbor; too soft, and it's like elevator ASMR, which nobody signed up for. You're just trying to press the right floor without becoming elevator entertainment.
The Gym Hummer
Humming Along to a Beat While Working Out
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Humming at the gym is like bringing your own soundtrack to a movie. You're doing bicep curls, and suddenly you're in an action movie montage. The only issue is, in my version, the villain is a stubborn jar of pickles.
The Library Hummer
Attempting to Hum a Song While Surrounded by Silence
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Humming in a library is a lot like being a secret agent. You're undercover, trying not to blow your cover, but instead of espionage, you're just trying to enjoy "Sweet Caroline" without getting kicked out.
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