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My grandma called me the other day and, in her sweet old lady voice, asked, "How's it hanging, dear?" I was tempted to reply, "Like a pair of vintage bell-bottoms – slightly out of fashion but still holding it together.
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I was at the grocery store the other day, and the cashier looked at me and said, "How's it hanging?" I glanced down at my shopping basket and thought, "Well, my bananas seem pretty content, but the avocados are a bit too soft for my liking.
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Ever notice how "How's it hanging?" has become the modern-day "Hello"? I mean, what if I actually started answering like, "Well, it's hanging to the left today, a little breezy, you know?
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So, someone greeted me with "How's it hanging?" at the office. I couldn't resist replying, "Like a cheap motivational poster – barely holding on, but trying to stay positive!
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I asked my cat today, "How's it hanging?" He just gave me that judging stare, and I swear I heard him whisper, "You're not even hanging out with me enough, hooman!
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You ever notice that "How's it hanging?" is the adult version of asking someone how they're doing? It's like, we've upgraded from a casual "How are you?" to a more daring "Give me the lowdown on your life's current gravitational pull.
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I was in the elevator, and a neighbor greeted me with a nonchalant "How's it hanging?" I wanted to say, "Well, just like this elevator – sometimes up, sometimes down, but mostly stuck somewhere in between.
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I ran into my ex at a coffee shop, and he goes, "Hey, long time no see! How's it hanging?" I couldn't resist replying, "About as well as your sense of commitment back in our relationship – hanging by a thread.
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You know, someone asked me today, "How's it hanging?" And I thought, well, if my life were a curtain, it would probably be a bit crooked and desperately in need of some ironing.
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