7 Jokes For How I Met Your Mother

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Updated on: Aug 10 2024

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I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me, 'Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace.' So I got her nothing. Just like how Ted got the perfect gift in 'How I Met Your Mother'!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Just like how I approached love – from improvisation to the orchestrated tale in 'How I Met Your Mother' style!
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. That's where I perfected my 'How I Met Your Mother' storytelling skills!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. Not as tired as the legendary slap bet saga in 'How I Met Your Mother' though!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised. Just like the unexpected twists in Ted's love life in 'How I Met Your Mother'!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. It was a legendary hug, just like the legendary moments in 'How I Met Your Mother'!
My wife told me I should embrace my mistakes. So I hugged her, just like how Ted embraced every mistake while narrating 'How I Met Your Mother' to his kids!

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