5 Jokes For House

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 23 2024

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The DIY Enthusiast

Home improvement projects gone wrong
I decided to paint the living room, and I'm pretty sure my walls are now more paint than drywall. It's like living inside a giant canvas.

The Tech-Savvy Homeowner

Dealing with smart home devices that are a little too smart
I installed smart bulbs in every room, thinking it would be cool to control the lighting with my phone. Now, every time there's a power outage, my house looks like a disco party trying to restart.

The Lazy Roommate

Dealing with a messy roommate
My roommate claims they have a "unique organizational system." I didn't realize "unique" was just a synonym for "piling everything into a corner and hoping for the best.

The Paranoid Home Security Expert

Constantly worrying about break-ins
My neighbors asked if I have any home security tips. I said, "Yeah, get a dog. Preferably one that's louder than your home alarm system. If not, at least the burglar will be entertained by its barking talent.

The Annoyed Homeowner

Trying to keep the house clean with kids around
I asked my toddler to help me with the house chores. Now, every room looks like a crime scene, and the only thing missing is the chalk outline.

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