5 Hospital Workers Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 04 2025

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Patients in Waiting

The battle for the comfiest chair in the waiting room
I was in the waiting room so long, I started to believe they were filming a new reality show: 'Survivor: Hospital Edition.' Spoiler alert: The immunity challenge is finding a clean bathroom.

Pharmacists' Perspective

Deciphering doctors' handwriting
Pharmacists must feel like detectives decoding secret messages. 'Is this a prescription or a treasure map? Either way, X marks the spot for relief.'

Doctors vs. Nurses

The eternal battle for hospital supremacy
I asked a doctor friend why they always look so serious. They said, 'We're practicing for when the hospital WiFi goes down. We need to be prepared to face real-life buffering.'

Janitors at Night

Cleaning up after everyone, literally
I asked a janitor how they stay motivated. They said, 'Every time I find a discarded hospital glove, I pretend I'm a detective solving the case of the missing left hand.'

Security at the Entrance

Balancing security and hospitality
Security at the hospital entrance takes their job very seriously. I asked one for directions, and they said, 'I can only guide you if you pass the screening. Do you have any contraband candy?'

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