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The Horse in a Therapy Session
Expressing the emotional struggles of being a horse.
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I tried telling my therapist about my dreams, and she said, "You're just having a nightmare." I said, "No, I dream of being a unicorn. It's a legit life goal!
The Horseshoe Salesman
Convincing people they need lucky shoes for their horses.
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I tried selling lucky horseshoes door-to-door. Most people just slammed the door, but one guy bought a pair and said, "Now my horse can finally be a success in showbiz!
The Horse Whisperer
Communicating with horses can be tricky.
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I told a horse a joke once. It didn't laugh. I guess my humor is a little too neigh-ve.
The Horse Race Announcer
Making horse races sound more exciting than they really are.
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I once tried to make a horse race sound like a movie trailer. "In a world where hay is gold and carrots are currency, one horse will defy the odds. Get ready for 'Hoofprints of Destiny!' Coming soon to a stable near you.
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