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Ever notice how horse names sound like rejected Game of Thrones character names? "Meet my horse, Ser Biscuit of the Meadowlands.
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You ever notice how when people name their horses, they always go for something majestic or powerful? Like, "Thunder" or "Midnight Storm." Meanwhile, if you ask them to name their car, suddenly it's just "Old Blue" or "Rusty.
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There's something oddly satisfying about hearing a grown adult argue passionately about the lineage and pedigree of their horse named "Fluffy.
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Isn't it strange how we trust horses to carry us at full speed, but we freak out if our GPS takes us down a one-way street?
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I find it amusing how people spend hours debating the perfect name for their horse but can't decide on a WiFi password without a family feud.
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It's funny how people can remember every intricate detail about their horse's diet, exercise routine, and favorite brush but forget their own wedding anniversary.
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I've always wondered, when a horse has a really fancy name, do the other horses make fun of it in the stable? "Oh, look, it's Sir Prances-a-Lot, acting all high and mighty again.
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You know you're in a fancy neighborhood when instead of kids riding around on bikes, they're on miniature ponies named something like "Sir Galahad." Meanwhile, my neighborhood kids are still figuring out how to use training wheels.
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You ever meet someone who spends more time with their horse than their own family? "Sorry, I can't come to dinner; Mr. Whiskers has his weekly mane-fluffing appointment.
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