6 Jokes For Horns

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Updated on: Apr 27 2025

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I tried to play a joke on my friend with a horn, but it backfired – now he's the one honking with laughter!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug – I think she misunderstood my horns advice!
I wanted to be in a band, but I couldn't find any horns for hire – they were all on a break!
Why did the gardener bring a trumpet to the flowerbed? He wanted to plant a musical seed!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down – just like a good horn solo!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my horns!

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