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Why did the owl go to school? Because it wanted to improve its hoot-academic skills!
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How do you throw a party for a bunch of owls? You 'owl'-ways invite a 'hoot' of guests!
Hooters' Comedy Night
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Ever done standup at an owl-themed restaurant? Yeah, it's like a regular comedy club, except the laughs come with a side of hoots. And no, the wings they serve aren't buffalo.
Nocturnal Comedy Club
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Did standup for night-shift workers once. It was a hoot! But getting laughs from people who function better at 2 a.m. than I do at noon? Yeah, that was a bit of an eye-opener.
The Hoots and Ha-has
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You know, I tried standup in an owl sanctuary once. Big mistake. Every time I cracked a joke, instead of laughs, I got these judgmental hoots. I mean, I guess it's a tough crowd when your audience is more into tree humor.
Hootin' Good Time
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I performed at a wildlife convention once, and let me tell you, it was a hootin' good time. Although, when your punchlines land better with the owls than the humans, you start to question your target demographic.
Owl Be Darned
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Tried standup at a bird sanctuary. Got hoots instead of laughs. I mean, when the only applause you get is from creatures that can rotate their heads 270 degrees, you start to question your career choices.
Hoots & Scares
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Ever tried telling a joke at midnight in an abandoned mansion? Let me tell you, the audience there gives new meaning to 'hoots and hollers.' It's not applause you're seeking; it's just making sure you don't end up as the next ghost in the joint.
The Hootenanny Hecklers
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Did a show in the woods once. Let's just say the crowd was a bit 'night owl-ish.' Getting heckled by birds was a first for me. Who knew they had such discerning tastes in comedy?
The Wise-Guy Hoots
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Did a show for some owl enthusiasts. They appreciated my 'wise-cracks' more than I thought they would. But getting heckled by a bunch of birds with a reputation for wisdom? That's a new low.
The Owlful Audience
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I once performed at an ornithology conference. Let's just say they were more into feathered facts than my feather-brained jokes. Getting hoots for punchlines made me wonder if I should've brought a PowerPoint presentation instead.
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