4 Jokes For Homie

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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Picking your homies is serious business. It's like assembling a superhero team. You need someone with the strength to lift your spirits, the speed to catch your terrible puns, and the wisdom to tell you when your outfit looks ridiculous. It's not just about finding any homie; it's about finding the Avengers of friendships, people! So, who's auditioning for the role of Iron Homie? Any takers?
You ever notice how the term "homie" has evolved over the years? Back in the day, it was like a term of endearment, right? "Hey, homie, what's up?" But now, I feel like it's become this ambiguous word. Is it a friend? Is it a random guy on the street nodding at you? Is it the barista misspelling your name on your coffee cup? I mean, come on, homie, get it together!
You know, people talk about upgrading their phones, their cars, their lifestyles, but can we talk about upgrading our homies? I need a "Homie 2.0" with better joke delivery, someone who brings pizza without being asked, and most importantly, a homie who remembers my birthday without a Facebook reminder! Let's get some software updates on these friendships, folks!
There should be a handbook on homie etiquette. Like, what's the acceptable time frame to respond to a homie's text? Is it okay to double-text your homie if they haven't replied in three days? And don't even get me started on the unwritten rules of canceling plans with your homie. It's like navigating a social minefield! Can we just establish some ground rules, please?

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