5 Homecoming Posters Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 25 2024

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Forgetful Grandparent

When your grandparents are so excited about your homecoming that they forget who you are.
They insisted on taking a photo with me in front of the poster. My grandma asked, "What's your name again, dear?" I replied, "Well, the poster says it right there." She squinted at it and said, "Oh, right, you're the one with the poster.

Overly Enthusiastic Parent

When your parents are more excited about your homecoming than you are.
I told them, "Guys, it's just me coming home, not a celebrity. You don't need confetti cannons and a red carpet." But no, they were convinced I was the returning hero of the century.

Indifferent Teenager

When you're a teenager, and the idea of homecoming posters is just plain cringeworthy.
They put up this poster with my baby pictures, embarrassing moments, and a hashtag like #WelcomeBackSuperstar. I told them, "If I wanted a roast, I'd go to a comedy club, not my own living room.

Sibling Rivalry

When your siblings decide to use homecoming posters as an opportunity for friendly competition.
Not to be outdone, I went for the classic approach. Crayons and a cardboard box. Simple, but effective. I told her, "It's not about the glamour; it's about the sentiment." She replied, "Well, my sentiment has a holographic finish.

Overprotective Pet

When you have a pet who's convinced that any homecoming is a threat to their territory.
I told my parents, "Next time, skip the poster. I'd rather not be greeted by my dog's paranoid barking and the illusion that he's a secret agent.

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