5 Jokes About Holder And Booker

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Updated on: Dec 09 2024

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The Holder Turned Stand-up Comedian

Balancing Serious Holder Responsibilities with a Comedic Stage Persona
My boss caught wind of my comedy gig and said, "Stick to holding, not kidding." I guess I'll keep my day job and save the laughs for the night shift.

The Booker Dealing with Difficult Performers

Herding Cats - Managing Unpredictable Performers
I had a performer ask for a private room because they get "stage fright." I said, "This is a comedy club, not a therapy session." Apparently, they wanted both.

The Holder with Relationship Issues

Juggling a Relationship and the Holder Responsibilities
My partner asked if I could hold onto their secrets. I told them, "Sure, but my memory is like a colander; good luck keeping anything in there!

The Booker with a Budget

Trying to Get A-List Talent on a C-List Budget
My budget is so small; I told a comedian they'd get exposure. They asked, "Can I pay rent with exposure?" Now I'm thinking of starting a charity called "Comedians Without Rent.

The Overworked Holder

Juggling Too Many Responsibilities
I told my boss I need a raise because I'm a holder. He said, "Sure, hold on for a minute." I've been holding on for a promotion ever since.

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