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So, my ghost writer hands me this note, "hola," and I’m thinking, "Wow, really tapping into the depths of human experience there." I can picture them, sitting at their desk, sipping on their coffee, going, "How can I capture the essence of life in one word? Ah, yes, 'hola'!" I thought they were supposed to make me sound funny, not like a lost tourist trying to make friends in a foreign country. Maybe I should send them a note saying, "Joke, please!" But, knowing my luck, they'll probably send me back "knock, knock.
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Hey, everyone! So, my ghost writer gave me this note, and it just says "hola." You know, I'm thinking, "hola"? That's it? I mean, are they trying to turn me into a Spanish teacher or something? I’m standing here expecting some top-notch comedy material, and all I get is a casual "hola." It’s like getting a fortune cookie that says, "You exist." I mean, seriously, who writes these notes? Are they trying to challenge me, give me a puzzle? Maybe they're preparing me for a career as an international spy, and "hola" is the secret code to unlock world peace. I can just imagine myself in a high-stakes negotiation, and I'm like, "Hola, everyone! Let's talk about disarmament now.
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Alright, so "hola." I guess that's my starting point tonight. It’s like my ghost writer is telling me, "You know what’s funny? Politeness. Just greet everyone, and they’ll laugh. It’s comedy gold!" I’m tempted to use it as my new catchphrase. I walk into a room, "hola," drop the mic, and leave. It's the universal greeting, right? I mean, imagine if that's how comedians operated in general. You go to a comedy club, and the first thing you hear is, "Good evening, hola!
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Hola," the note says. It’s amazing how one word can say so much and so little at the same time. It’s the Swiss Army knife of greetings. You can use it to say hi, bye, or just to fill an awkward silence. I could be here for an entire hour just saying "hola" in different tones and accents. Maybe I should make it an interactive show. I'll point to people in the audience, and they have to respond with their best "hola." It's like a linguistic wave, the comedy equivalent of a Mexican wave. "Hoooo-laaaaa!
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