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The Farmer's Blues
When your crops don't grow as expected.
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My farm is so unsuccessful, even the scarecrow resigned. It said, "I can't scare away crows if there's nothing worth protecting.
The Scarecrow's Lament
Feeling unappreciated by the crows.
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Crows don't respect me. I tried to be a tough scarecrow, but they bring their friends for picnics on my hat. I'm less of a threat and more of a convenient rest stop.
The Misunderstood Tractor
Feeling unappreciated by the farmer.
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I asked the farmer, "Why don't you ever take me out for a spin?" He replied, "You're not a joyride, you're a plow." I guess even tractors have dreams of a little countryside joy.
The Confused Cow
When the cow can't figure out why it's always being milked.
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The other day, a farmer said, "You've got to be in the mood for milking." I'm like, "Mood? I'm a cow. My entire life is a moo-d swing!
The Anxious Earthworm
Dealing with stage fright when the soil is being tilled.
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Earthworm problems: When you're minding your own business, and suddenly the ground starts shaking. I pop my head out, and it's not an earthquake; it's just the tractor doing its morning aerobics.
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