5 Jokes For Hernia

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 08 2024

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The Confused Fitness Instructor

Mistaking hernia exercises for dance moves
During my workout, the instructor shouted, "Feel the burn! Or maybe it's just your hernia. Either way, keep dancing!

The Alien Visitor

Misinterpreting human anatomy, especially hernias
I explained hernias to the alien, and it said, "Ah, a temporary alien incubator. We call it the 'extraterrestrial pop-up.' It's all the rage in the universe.

The Relationship Counselor

Using hernias as metaphors for relationship problems
My girlfriend said our relationship is giving her a hernia. I suggested couples therapy; she meant she needed a vacation. Turns out, communication is key, but so is hearing the entire sentence!

The Overworked Surgeon

Juggling too many hernias at once
The surgeon was so tired that when he asked me to cough during the examination, he followed up with, "And don't forget to say 'bless you.'

The Paranoid Hypochondriac

Believing everything is a hernia
I went to the doctor, convinced I had a hernia in my laugh muscle. He said, "No, that's just a side effect of good stand-up comedy.

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