5 Her Tagalog Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 15 2025

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Lost in Translation

Navigating the complexities of her Tagalog
Learning Tagalog is like using a GPS with a really sarcastic voice. "In 100 meters, make a U-turn because clearly, you have no idea where you're going.

Tagalog Time Warp

Trying to keep up with Filipino time
Filipino time is so unique; I feel like I need a degree in temporal physics to understand it. I'm just here, waiting for the day when "I'll be there in 5 minutes" actually means 5 minutes.

Tagalog Tongue Twisters

Wrestling with the intricacies of pronunciation
I attempted to say "Maganda ka" but ended up complimenting her mother's cooking skills. Note to self: Tagalog compliments and culinary critiques are not interchangeable.

Tagalog Terrors

Surviving the challenges of dating someone with a strong Tagalog family
My girlfriend's mom invited me to a traditional Tagalog feast. I thought "lechon" was a new dance move. Now, I'm the guy who tried to breakdance with the roast pig.

Texting Tango

Navigating the world of Tagalog texting
Decided to impress her with some Tagalog poetry via text. It went like, "Roses are pula, violets are asul, I tried Tagalog poetry, and she thinks I'm tul.

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