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The Overly Enthusiastic Roommate
Henry's obsession with color-coded socks
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I tried borrowing a pair of socks from Henry once. He looked at me like I asked to borrow his first-born child. "You can't just mix and match these," he said. "There's a system, a rhythm, a sock symphony, if you will.
The Fitness Fanatic
Henry's commitment to eating ice cream while on a treadmill
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Henry's fitness philosophy is simple: work hard, play harder, and eat ice cream hardest. I asked him if that's a thing, and he replied, "It is now. You're witnessing the birth of the frozen treadmill movement.
The Conspiracy Theorist
Henry's belief that pigeons are spying on him
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Henry claims he has a secret language with pigeons. I overheard him in the park, saying, "Coo-coo, my feathered friends. Keep an eye out for the humans. They suspect nothing." I'm starting to think Henry might need a new hobby.
The Tech Geek
Henry's refusal to upgrade his ancient smartphone
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Henry's phone is so outdated; even the Ghostbusters wouldn't know how to deal with it. I asked him if he's worried about missing out on the latest tech trends, and he said, "I'm not missing out; I'm preserving the classics. You never know when Nokia might make a comeback.
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